Jack

The guy that hasn’t been treated right during his teen years, is always getting bullied and has never made anyone laugh. He is certified to be a virgin his whole life, he will most probably end up hanging from a tree or with a bullet through his head. Usually he thinks he has friends but in reality he’s the most hated person on earth.

P1: “Hey did you hear about Jack”
P2: “you mean the one who thinks he has friends, yeah I know him”

P1: “he was found dead this morning because of suicide, and everyone didn’t care”
P2: “damn I can’t believe all our hard work paid off finally”

by Thekidwhowroteabouthimself November 22, 2021

fi-jacked

That thing when your phones data’s not working and it's because you phone is joined some "Log In" WiFi.

Ahh, that's why it's not bloody working Dave, I've been fi-Jacked.

by Airblocks WiFi Ltd February 20, 2014

jack hoarder

Someone who hogs all the jacks in a card game for their own selfish gains. Particularly in team card games such as euchre.

Adam : I think I have a good hand we can get this trick

Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah

by dethj4y February 22, 2011

Jack, Talk, and Devour technic

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.

"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."

by RaeAnne313 May 23, 2018

Jack Henderson

An annoying cunt who takes things way too seriously, he also doesnt like when someone jokes abt him but likes it when they joke abt someone else and who looks like he has ackey all the time

Shit is that Jack Henderson

by TingWing November 25, 2019

Jack

I would go and fuck him because he has a 12” penis! , his penis isnt the only good thing his sense of humour is great and he doesn’t care about people’s hate/opinions.

Jack is a sexy boy!

by Djdbdvsjskd August 24, 2018

The Jack-Zone

This is the darkest pits of the friend zone. Once you are put in there, you will never return.

"Lily put Jason in The Jack-Zone."

by Lilza_09 August 19, 2023