I'll let you know

The phrase that someone uses when they're never going to tell you shit.

Friend 1: Hey, are you free this week?

Friend 2: I'll let you know.

*Never talk to each other again.*

by Brownie72 December 26, 2011

rip you a new one

it's like tear you a new one, that is to kick someone's ass and threaten to rip/tear him a new asshole

If you don't stop harassing me i'll rip you a new one!

by Beggi April 29, 2007

you don't know me!

The famous line on Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.

Jerry: Let's bring out the fat and ugly sluts!

*JERRY,JERRY, JERRY!*

Sluts come out screaming, "You don't know me! You don't know me!" while audience is booing with disgust.

by Carlito October 6, 2004

i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you

a mob-like expression for the phrase "You will die if you hear my secret"

Guy 1: Duuuude, howdja get that Ipod touch?
Guy 2: i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
Guy 1: is that a no?
Guy 2: WTF was that supposed to mean?
Guy 1: you tell me,
Guy 2: NO!

by your best idiot May 23, 2010

show you what time it is

Function: verb

Etymology: Hood / Pimp Talk

To slap, typically across the face, with the palm facing inwards and the back of the hand making contact.

Note: It is not necessary to actually be wearing a watch to "show you what time it is."

Bitch you got my money or do I have to show you what time it is?

by persianplaym8 September 14, 2009

you look really good

I wanna fuck the shit outta you.

Jay: you look really good

Samantha: thanks!

by Sam Elkins April 10, 2016

catch-me-if-you-can

(verb) to con your way into a job/role/situation like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Catch Me If You Can"

**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**

Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.

**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**

by Maxwell Dope November 18, 2013