awkward cunt

A person who thinks everyone loves him/her. If shown the slightest hatred the person will never talk to you again. Relationships last three months at most and usually end by "betrayal". Willing to get married after a week

Person 1: Have you seen Awkward Cunt around?
Person 2: He's with his new girlfriend. They started dating yesterday
Person 1: He has a new one?

Person 2: Yeah. The marriage is next week

by jhonyrktfngrs5 December 11, 2016

cunt quack

A queef or pussy fart

Thanks for giving my pussy a good railing, Jimmy. Did you hear my cunt quack after you pulled out?

by shoeshite boy February 8, 2025

Cunt-a-thon

An event pre-arranged by elite cunts to pay and support cuntery, like when everyone in a store/shopping center/parking lot are just being ultra cunty.

There must be a cunt-a-thon going on today, no one knew how to drive in the parking lot at Walmart.

by Ahhstin666 March 21, 2021

Cunt potato

A stupid/obnoxious person | A vagina tumor

She kicked me in the leg what a cunt potato.
Went to the doctors today and found out i have a cunt potato.

by Cuntpotato420 February 21, 2017

Cunt Shampoo

Beer.

I lathered myself with some cunt shampoo...

by Mylo Johnson January 14, 2022

Cunt Punch

when you blend a bunch of Cum and Koolaid into a Urn and drink it with a crazy straw

Cunt Punch!!! The best drink on the go!

by BabyPunter188 June 6, 2019

Cunt-esque

A behaviour or action by a person that resembles that of a cunt.

Did you hear what Jeremy did last night?

Yeah I did. Everything he does is cunt-esque

by JeremyTheCunt March 2, 2016