Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

Brouche Bag

A douche bag who is also very Bro-y. Will chug four cans of miller light and proceed to talk about MMA on the 1st date.

"I had the misfortune pf going out with a brouche bag last night. he talked about joe rogan for 2 straight hours."

"oof, im so sorry"

by smokyjones January 24, 2024

Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see

After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.

by Brentroxum February 1, 2024

in my bag

IN MY BAG is a phrase that originated in Philly that means a person is on task. You may hear a person in Philly say HE / SHE IS IN THEIR BAG.

I’m not even going to hold you … I was definitely in my bag last night; drawin’

by Uptown Black February 3, 2024

A bag of rice

just give a person a bag of rice that not cook and just like seeing them as a skinny man with a bag of rice that is not cook

"bruh go get a bag of rice"

by J.C Micheal February 3, 2024

rat bag saggity fag

Over-exaggerated way of saying “loser”

Haha, Shut up you rat bag saggity fag

by RCtheking February 4, 2024

hung bag

Same as being hung over after drinking.

I had too many sweet drink last night, now I’m hung bag.

by Titsmilly February 4, 2024