Juice glob

Glob can mean anything and everything but is mostly funny in a sexual since specifically when you replace it with the butt,or,ass,or butt hole.

Man she was flossing her juice glob on my marklark all nite it was so hot.

by Funkymasterballzdeep October 15, 2025

Piss Gloves

Often occurs during blizzard after six or seven beers, you are driving with winter heavy gloves and have piss. Male takes winter gloves off and dip cock into each finger hole of winter glove while pissing uncontrollably. When all finger and fist hole are full piss, you sorry. Nothing to do but take glove off and put in dryer 60 minute high heat to create piss glove.

Benjamin Button made Piss Gloves in Twister when he saw funnel cloud and slapped cum out of Helen Hunt until he hydro slammed storm shelter. Keanu and Sandra loved how fast it happen.

by robkapfer4 December 30, 2025

Piss Gloves

Often occurs during blizzard after six or seven beers, you are driving with winter heavy gloves and have piss. Male takes winter gloves off and dip cock into each finger hole of winter glove while pissing uncontrollably. When all finger and fist hole are full piss, you sorry. Nothing to do but take glove off and put in dryer 60 minute high heat to create piss glove.

Benjamin Button made Piss Gloves in Twister when he saw funnel cloud and slapped cum out of Helen Hunt until he hydro slammed storm shelter. Keanu and Sandra loved how how fast.

by robkapfer4 December 30, 2025

Danny Glover

When your female partner can’t find anything else hard after a good sex session so she sits in your head and tries to fit you in her vagina.

Brittany took a sex gummy and Jeremy was out of gas so she tried to fit his head in her vagina. Jeremy relied don’t Danny Glover me

by MitchellMartin261 December 31, 2025

Grit and Gloss

Decribes the music style of the Dusty Souf.

Bobby is listening to that grit and gloss Arkansas chit.

by Chris Chaney February 7, 2008

like a boxing glove on a spring.

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.

I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

by The Incredible D March 13, 2009

dirty lip gloss

After engaging in dirty anal sex, your weiner is covered in fecal matter and the lucky lady of the evening sucks it off resulting in a nice brown ring around her mouth.

"Claude ass slammed that coke whore last night and she sucked his dick. She ended up with some dirty lip gloss. Tee Hee."

by jaegerdon January 28, 2010