squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .

For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

30 like a nils

Invite all your friends to a place
Eat the whole cake at once

take a 24h nap after that

is your birthday coming soon ? iI hope he doesn't turn "30 like a Nils".

by SunOfPeach October 8, 2023

Her eyes were like butterflies

This is when a woman has big, bright, colorful eyes that are beyond becoming and entrancing and suggest to you that you may be the one. When it happens your life will forever change.

Leo: " And then I started to tell her how I felt about her. Dude, and then...she just..."
Leon: "What happened bro? Finish the story!"
Leo: "She smiled and began to bat her majestic eyelashes at me. Man! Her eyes were like butterflies. It's really happening!"

by von groovy June 30, 2024

built like a shit duckhouse

A man or woman who appears to be well built and large but in reality are full of steroids and liquid mass.

"In his day Arnie was a big man, now the modern body builders are built like a shit duckhouse"

by Lazlobane June 25, 2017

i like food

did u search this thinking about food?

are you hungry?

- hi how are you?

- i like food

by viktorgaysweden December 2, 2020

you look like you get no bitches on your dick

common phrase said by shlinkot

yes you look like you get no bitches on your dick

by Kiciot January 2, 2022

Like-Jaculate

Can apply to both individuals and groups.

For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.

Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).

Tegan's FB Post: @thedaleks when will you learn? (updated via Twitter)

*Megan and 15 other people like this*

Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!

... Later that day...

Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.

Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.

by MegsGirds October 13, 2011