weasel fuck

A fuckin' weasel. You know the kind. That prick that always ends up ruining your day. That dude that steals your chick. In short, a complete asshole, one that shits all over everything he/she comes near - (team america reference right there). This person is an operator, they appear indecisive and cool at first, however they usually have a behind the scenes motive to fuck your life up.

Brock is such a weasel fuck, he screwed my girl then told my boss I'm a crack addict!!

by pinklloyd May 12, 2009

fuck toad

a term used to insult someone who exhibits undesierable behavior that reminds you of your frat boy friend who is permenantly drunk around campus.

When we went into the pub before we even sat down Chelsea was acting like such a fuck toad.

by erin f. June 28, 2006

Jumping Fuck

An exclamation of extreme suprise or shock.

JUMPING FUCK! Look at that spider!

by Terence C. September 29, 2005

Fuck Crumb

n. (pl. fuck crumbs) - A person between birth and adulthood.

I wanted a blowjob, but Lisa had her fuck crumbs for the weekend, so I just jerked off.

by The Tongue Demon March 6, 2007

trampoline fuck

The act of having sex completely naked on a trampeline. Usually during intercourse the partners bounce up and down, while moaning really loud because of the hard penetration.

guy 1: dude i did my girl yesterday and it felt hella good
guy 2: damn! give me details
guy 1: i trampoline fucked her and it was the best sex i ever had

by corim123 March 29, 2009

fold fucking

to fuck a fat chick between her fat roles

dude i was fold fucking this huge girl last nite and i nutted between one of them and when it ran out it looked liked maynonas driping off a turky samwitch

by dr_methhead March 4, 2009

Fuck To Bed

to pass the fuck out, usually after all day of drinking and doin drugs.

"ay wheres duncan dude"?

"he's fuck to bed doh"

by Ricardo II January 23, 2009