A hot carl is when you are doing someone in the butt and the person taking it shits on your penis. Then they use the shit as a lube and whack you off.
by nnnnnn July 28, 2008
Get the hot carlmug. by Naty December 11, 2003
Get the Hot Chilly Vixenmug. A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.
by mosDefinite March 23, 2010
Get the alabama hot pocketmug. Performed after a Red Balloon. To stpo the beeding, put a hair dryer in someone's ass to cauterize any bleeding from popped hemerroids.
by The Herb and Company November 23, 2004
Get the Hot Air Balloonmug. A female that possesses no attractive features at all what so ever.
A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.
A female that has a trifecta of ugly: ugly face, no boobs, and no ass.
by honeybun2012 June 4, 2009
Get the Hot Mess Trifectamug. when you take a dump in saran rap (note: don't rap it up to tight) and slide it into a girls, pussy while she is sleeping. As she sleeps she is likely to move around and eventual(unless she is a complete slut, close her legs. At this time the saran rap should pop exposing the pooh and allowing for a long nights stew. In the morning, when she wakes up make sure Your around so you can yell "European Hot Pocket"... Talk about stinky vagina!!!!!!
for an April fools joke tom decide to give his girl friend Sammy an European Hot Pocket. she awoke to a slimy, stinky vag.
by Newfy1995 June 1, 2010
Get the European Hot Pocketmug. When a man pisses into a girl's mouth, then she in turn snowballs the warm piss into another girl's mouth.
by Gendrix December 26, 2010
Get the hot ham watermug.