After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.
by Red monster boy January 20, 2024
Get the Nasty Jackmug. Bro 1: Hey bro, you wanna pull a jacking Wylder after work?
Bro 2: YES OF COURSE, but it could get frisky…..
Bro 1: it wouldn’t be a jacking Wylder if it doesn’t get frisky;)
Bro 2: YES OF COURSE, but it could get frisky…..
Bro 1: it wouldn’t be a jacking Wylder if it doesn’t get frisky;)
by GoonerproAids June 6, 2025
Get the Jacking Wyldermug. by Citygirlsassemble May 29, 2022
Get the Jack upmug. by KSDBiuauwgru; November 17, 2020
Get the jack stackmanmug. A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jackmug. by neuropathica October 16, 2016
Get the Jack-o-Lantern Jobmug. 