Are You Pulling My Dick Bro?

the use of this derives from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" where Danny Devito get's told if he's be treated for chicken pox. he then says "are you pulling my dick bro?"
Dude: "it looks like you got aids from some black hookers in Africa. you need to be on pills for the rest of your life" Dude 1: "are you pulling my dick bro?"
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Masterbation, to Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy. I.E. Jizz
by Richierd March 25, 2011
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rapid one arm pull ups

just another way of frazing masterbation
i am going to my room to do some rapid one are pull ups
by tassmasterzero February 27, 2003
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Masturbating 8 or more times in a day.
Will: What are you up to this weekend?

Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.
by howlingmadwilger March 29, 2010
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Pulled Pork Sandwich

When you slather barbeque sauce on your penis and use it as lubricant while you have anal sex, then when you reach completion, ejaculate in between your partner's butt cheeks.
I had at least 3 bottles of barbeque sauce left after the cook out, good thing my girlfriend was up for a pulled pork sandwich.
by The Turd Nazi November 18, 2010
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Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate
"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"
by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003
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pull the wool over your eyes

Jimmy tried to pull the wool over your eyes by telling you there is no test on Friday.
by ISoRandom September 19, 2015
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