Are You Pulling My Dick Bro?

the use of this derives from "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia" where Danny Devito get's told if he's be treated for chicken pox. he then says "are you pulling my dick bro?"

Dude: "it looks like you got aids from some black hookers in Africa. you need to be on pills for the rest of your life" Dude 1: "are you pulling my dick bro?"

by The United States Of America July 19, 2012

Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy

Masterbation

Masterbation, to Climb-a-clock-tower-and-pull-an-oozy. I.E. Jizz

by Richierd April 10, 2011

Pull all the legs off the spider

Masturbating 8 or more times in a day.

Will: What are you up to this weekend?

Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.

by howlingmadwilger March 29, 2010

rapid one arm pull ups

just another way of frazing masterbation

i am going to my room to do some rapid one are pull ups

by tassmasterzero February 27, 2003

Pulled Pork Sandwich

When you slather barbeque sauce on your penis and use it as lubricant while you have anal sex, then when you reach completion, ejaculate in between your partner's butt cheeks.

I had at least 3 bottles of barbeque sauce left after the cook out, good thing my girlfriend was up for a pulled pork sandwich.

by The Turd Nazi November 20, 2010

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003

Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic

A gay man's expression for a woman friend removing a dirty tampon from her vagina.

Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".

by laughinATCHA January 14, 2010