dick limpet

A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.

"There goes Cedric into the boss's office...again..."
"Yea that guy is such a dick limpet"

by Numnutz October 1, 2014

Dick Itches

an expretion used to vent when something goes wrong. A synonym of "ah fuck" or "son of a bitch"

Dick itches! I'm out of cigerettes

by Half in the bag hick October 29, 2014

lake dick

when your driving back from the lake and your girlfriend is trying to give you road head but your dick tastes like a dirty lake hense the term "lake dick."

I'm trying to suck your dick but it just tastes like a dirty lake dick.

by Tudz November 4, 2014

Phone dick

Another word for phone sex

I'm too lazy to give her the D so she getting some phone dick tonight.

She ugly but I need to bust a nut so I'm gonna give her that phone dick.

by BurntS November 9, 2014

dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

dick tic

When a man urinates in a grassland or wooded area and a tic jumps and bites ahold of his penis.

"Yo Jose you should have seen this dick tic I got yesterday!"

by TheRealConfucious November 13, 2014

Dick Flipper

One who works really hard and makes a lot of money.

John: Damn that Dude owns a Ferrari 458
Sam: Duh...he is probably a Dick Flipper!

by BigBoobs November 15, 2014