saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.

Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018

Gucci Bag

A plastic grocery bag.

"Moe said it's the closest I'll ever get to a Gucci Bag"

by MLE11 August 7, 2021

Bag a Beer

Pouring a peer into a plastic sand-which bag, sealing it, and then ripping off the corner and chugging the beer. Similar to a beer bong

Hey anyone want to bag a beer later?

by Beefboyz April 29, 2024

bag toot

Snorting class a drugs out of the bag

Aaron went for a bag toot tour earlier, he was sniffed out his ryeballs

by Bostwick wi February 9, 2015

Primark Bag

Someone who is as weak as a paper bag from Primark

Friend 1: *taps Friend 2*
Friend 2: *shreds instantly*
Friend 1: "God, you're such a Primark Bag."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

bag of coal

Something used, unwanted, or shunned.

1.Well, that's why your mama's just a bag of cold

2.They're not worth a bag of coal

by Mugsy DiaMecha July 16, 2022

tootle bag

tootle bag.

noun.

a man or woman who speaks in such a way that it sounds as if a fart is escaping their mouth as they speak.

eth maxis are such tootle bags

by ethmaxismad December 19, 2021