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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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jack o pose

if your a kid please leave this page

the jack o pose is where a woman will lay on the floor and lift her ass up and it’s very sus
idk how to use jack o pose in a sentence so here’s an essay about grass

Grass, a humble yet essential part of our environment, covers vast expanses of land across the globe. The most common form of grass is composed of flexible stems that are usually slender, round, and hollow. Though not a flowering plant, grasses are responsible for producing seeds that can spread and reproduce by means of wind pollination.
by yryddtdiducguzfsryfkggc February 2, 2025
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a jack barnard

When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs
Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
by Rhoddy February 23, 2020
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jack

a boy who is extremely ugly and smells really bad
stay away from him! hes a jack
by im a chickan May 24, 2017
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Jack

seems really nice but talks to himself in hallways, he's always on tik tok and loves prentending to be good football. He may look like he smells good but he smells like shit. He love trump and supports it when away from friends. He has 2 signs hidden in his room. In class a lot of people see him looking at guns and may thing he's a school shooter. He might be on the spectrum but who knows,
by Enrique Ortizzzz November 24, 2021
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Jack

He is a pussy hat. A poo smear of a son. You don't trust a Jack. He will ignore you for being different. A misogynistic man who will tell you to "speak English!" - The Paper Menagerie
"um - your friend over there is giving me bad Jack vibes. I would unfriend him if I were you. He looks like he treats his momma like trash. Red Flag."
by PooPooPeePee2211 May 18, 2022
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Jack Kettlehat

Jack Kettlehat is a massive nonce with a very small pp
Person 1: ‘Hey do you know Jack Kettlehat?’
Person 2: ‘yeah he’s a massive nonce
Small child: ‘oh I know him he was touching me and he had a very small pp’
by TopShagger42069 June 9, 2020
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