Jack

- grape vape

- homeless jackson

- mcvirgin

- sexy fingers

- demolition

- bobcat

- mullet man

- dick pic

- team handbreak

- tricycle

- 5 finger discount

- pussy mcpuss puss

- pebbles

- best friend daughter fucker

- carless jackson

- crash test dummy

- speedometer

- DUI dickhead

When a jack does something so unbelievably stupid you add it to the name….

“jack pretended to be homeless…”
now becomes homeless jackson and continues to be added to the next stupid stuff.

“jack fucks everything he touches”

therefore sexy fingers

the rest are self explanatory

by anonymous1936462725 May 1, 2025

Jack

They best BF in the world. He always makes you smile. He is the best in the world. No deserves him. He is the hottest I'm the world. Everyone wants him. He always so funny. He is the best at basketball. He has the hottest GF.

Did u see jack yesterday. He is sooo hottt

by 53251215 October 26, 2019

Jack n cig

Where you jack off and then have a smoke after, as post-orgasm smoking feels amazing.

Alex: Man, I really need a cig, but I have a cough, so I gotta wait til tomorrow

Mark: Damn bro

Alex: Yeah, plus I have my final, so I'll really wanna cop a jack n cig.

by markissooocool December 17, 2011

Wine-jacked

When your underage roommate drinks your wine, then tries to hide behind the "open bottle policy" rather than admit that they drank it with their friends and boyfriend.

This term came first into use on the 7th of January, 2012 when a fridge was opened, and it was discovered that two bottles of wine were gone.

I've been wine-jacked! Quick, the authorities must be notified of this heinous crime!

by Wineless January 10, 2012

jack

jack is a bitch.

'jack is niamh's bitch'

by hrjjyd134545556 August 23, 2022

Jack

There are definitely more than one of them at your school.

"Hey, did you hear about jack?"
"which one there are like 9"

by Joh Mahma March 22, 2020

cracker jack award

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.

"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."

by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014