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Moto Moto Likes You

When a big hunk of a sexy beast is into you.
Maria: I think Moto Moto likes me
Alice Moto Moto Likes You
by CrystleJex April 8, 2019
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Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.

What someone says when they have done something for the purpose of maliciously disrupting another person(s) motive, intentions, life, job, etc, and the victim asks that someone why they did it.
NEWS AGENCY: We have hired a new science editor.

Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.

Freeman: Ok.

3 days later:

Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!

Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.
by The Lion's Word July 20, 2011
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Do you want fries with that?

The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.
"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.
by James Frost July 20, 2006
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you can't see me

refering to someone who is not on your level or who you believe is below you
a friend says: i can pull way more girls than you can

you say: you can't see me, i'll pull more than you ever could and they'll all be better looking too.
by DeFinerz January 26, 2006
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You smell like outside

The awkward smell to a person who has been inside that resignates from the person that has been outside.
BOB: Ew, you smell like outside.
JOE: I was just in the backyard doing stuff
by JackFauk April 5, 2009
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you would think so

A phrase that is of literal agreement, but underlined with sarcasm. Particularly used when someone is extremely frustrated with something.
"What's wrong with this piece of shit?! When I push the power button it should turn on."
"You would think so."
by Skylak April 20, 2009
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how do you do?

Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s.

The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read as written there's only half a verb, because one usualy does somthing rather than just does. The question could be construed as 'doing' your girlfriend or wife, but the intent is not to open a discussion on sexual acts, but rather to greet.
Jack: How do you do?
Jill: I am well Jack, and yourself?
by Swamp Ig December 2, 2005
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