Lady gaga ass pussy

What homos call there asshole.

Also called their Adam Lampert, Ryan Seacrest, Big Bird

Please put that ragging hard cock in my butt-hole

my lady gaga ass pussy is so chaffed right now

by mlk34 April 1, 2010

paddle ball pussy cat

When you insert your penis into a cat, tie it to you with rubber bands or bungees, then dangle a cat toy just above its head. This will make the cat jump to get the toy, but the rubber bands will make the cat come right back down causing you to ejaculate after a few lunges.
NOTE: Excessive use on male cats can result in the cat having a pink sock.

Sally was looking all around the house for her cat Penny when she looked in her bedroom to find her husband playing paddle ball pussy cat on her bed.

by T. Jacifer Priest Emmett December 13, 2007

dick lickin pussy fuck

a insulting name for a person also meaning you suck dick and fuck pussy

he was such a dick lickin pussy fuck when he played ball yesterday

she was the best dick lickin pussy fuck I've had in a while

by papa tarvault February 21, 2009

Pussy-Bait Post

A short, indescript post on a website like "facebook", "twitter", or what have you by a man meant to attract sympathy from the ditsy whores in their "friends list".

Collin: "Fuck this." <--(this is the Pussy-Bait Post)

Tits McGalahan: "awwww wats ronng??"

by Mythman93 August 9, 2012

seed of the pussy dragon

the seed that corrupted humanity's pure God-Like Beauty and brought evil into the World

The pussy dragon sowet his seed on the earth and created evil in humanity. Evil acts come from the seed of the pussy dragon not from God. God is Love!

by sum.fukn.dude March 1, 2022

Pussy on the chain wax

This should just be a thing. It mean what every you want it to

I put the pussy on the chain wax

I knock that pussy on the chain wax

PUSSÉ ON THE CHAIN WAX

by Dream00 March 9, 2020

pussy lips in a knot

when a female gets too ahead of herself or pissed off about something that is not important or that will most likely never be important. but she is a woman so it's impossible for her not to get mad at everything.

lexi: did you hear Declan McKenna's new song?
me: no
lexi: what the fuck are you kidding me?
me: relaxe, don't get your pussy lips in a knot. of course I heard it, it was a total bop.
lexi: I know right, what a skinny legend.

by Jamie's top left ovary September 15, 2018