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White-People Face

The signature facial expression white people use to express that they dont necessary agree with something but acknowledge it, rather than verbally expressing their disdain.
Every time I walk through the mall the rich white ladies be giving me the white-people face cause my girl is white.
by BlackHorse76 February 22, 2021
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Joey Diaper Face

Another cuck loser politician proudly wearing his face diaper in public to hide the smirk on his face from the TV cameras.
Oh OH Joey Diaper Face will be on CNN and MSNBC again tonight talking about getting a stuffy when black kids crawl up his hairy legs. Keep him away from small children.
by jayskind1 March 2, 2022
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diet face

A very simple yet effective insult directed towards people who both purchase and drink diet/caffiene free/ or sugar free drinks. And who are as well vegitarian, or eat healthy.
A: Hey guys look at me, i bought a pepsi max!
B: Shut up Diet Face

A: I'm full, want my tofu.
B: Sorry i don't except crap from you diet faces.
by Tyson Sinclair November 7, 2008
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Face-jacked

When someone adds themselves as a friend on your Facebook account without your consent while they just happen to be over and just happen to be surfing on your computer.
Andy dropped by on my birthday and while he was surfing on my MacBook he Face-jacked me.
by wasssup May 20, 2008
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First Face

1. n. a very well endowed person; someone having a large penis

2. -ed adj. the state of being very well endowed or having a large penis


on a scale of first-third, First face is the largest possible size of penis.
1. Susan slept with Travis, and our suspicions are confirmed. He is DEFINITELY a First Face!

2. Everyone says that boy is so First Faced, it's SCARY!
by MahBFiz1stFace October 16, 2008
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Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.
That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!
by Ryan Is Blessed and Saved October 23, 2008
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Orgo Face

The facial expression made upon the climax of any such sexual encounters
Kenny: "Yo, how was your night with Barbara? "
Cthulhu: "Great,...Well until I saw her Orgo Face. Now I have Herpies"

Based on a true story. Get tested today.
by Google+ December 9, 2016
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