nasty sex

When two people have sex and have a ugly redhead fuck her like J Beck

Beck was conceived during dirt nasty sex

by Ballerisc November 18, 2015

surprize sex

A jolly spin to date rape.

"It's not rape, it's surprize sex!" explained Chase.

by espannnnna07 December 9, 2008

sex jumper

A person who gets up and leaves right after anonymous sex or a one night stand. Not boyfriend material, a sex jumper is purely out for his/her own sexual satisfaction and then they are gone.

Arising from the book/movie "Jumper" where individuals teleport in and out of difficult situations.

Jennifer: Dave was dressed and out the door as soon as he climaxed, he was just a sex jumper. He didn't even stay to tell me his last name.

by nwjerseyliz February 25, 2008

window sex

When Jason's mom put her bare ass against glass caus everything else has ravaged it so hard Thats all Thats left To do.

Dude 1. Dude I totally had window sex last night
Dude 2. Yeah did she ask you to turn on the windshield wipers?

by Robert plant February 8, 2014

Car Sex

Car sex is when a car inserts the exhaust pipe into another cars exhaust pipe, just like how a man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina during sex

Yesterday the Toyota Avalon had car sex with the Nissan Altima.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 19, 2021

toaster sex

When a girl is sitting on top of a man cowgirl style for a minute, the guy turns red like the coils of a toaster perhaps because of asphyxiation. Then the girl pops up into the air off the mans genitalia and into the open arms of a jacked black dude who immediately has the urge to eat her labiae out. In this analogy the girl is the toast, the guy is the toaster, and the black dude is the consumer.

I heard Concretia and Carl were strokin cowgirl style when she pulled the toaster right into Tyrie's arms. He buttered her up with some grape jelly. Thats some fucked up toaster sex.

by Toastie Shakur January 27, 2008

Sex Story

Wow you really just looked up sex story on the urban dictionary? Get a damn boyfriend or girlfriend. Honestly. Go to church.

People looking up sex story on the urban dictionary=Perverted

by Random Ass Weirdo May 3, 2020