Mackie’s penis

The most giant piece of meat you have ever seen in your life. It will leave you speechless and you will not be able to wrap your arms around this giant piece of meat and eventually it will rule the world

I wish I had a piece of Mackie’s penis

by Spaghetti boiis February 4, 2021

WHAT IS A PENIS

a penis

"WHAT IS A PENIS"
"penis"

by penis !!!! February 9, 2021

Parkinson's penis

When a penis can't stop vibrating

"He fucked me with a Parkinson's penis!"

by Dipshit901 April 20, 2021

Small pedestrian penis

Basically everyone I know

Get the fuck away from me dear God no please
He has a small pedestrian penis help no

by Creep May 13, 2021

The Smol Penis

"The Smol Penis" a small focking thang so small that it's fucking smaller than dust like you can't even see it fucking idiots.

"The Smol Penis" Do we really need a definition

by EEJIOT May 29, 2021

Schrodinger's Penis

The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."

"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."

-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."

by 0theFool July 27, 2021

Homo Smallus Penis Sapien

A type of rare individual who is born with a micro dick.

(like you)

The scientists finally found him and gave him the name "Homo Smallus Penis Sapien"

by ThisKidThatPostedThis November 8, 2021