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Jacks

The Best Bar on Richmond Row in London Ontario. Students that go to The University of Western Ontario and Fanshawe College love Jacks because it has no cover and is absolutely awesome.

The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.

Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.

Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs

2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power
Tanya: Where should we go tonight?

Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.

Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day

Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best
by ilovebarslikeachamp December 16, 2010
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Double Back Jimmy Jack

This is one of the most difficult sexual positions and it's approved by Dr. Falchi as "corona safe" you are back to back doing it - you have to be very flexible.
We did the double back jimmy jack last night and my legs are killing me, I need to do more yoga.
by Vern the Man March 19, 2021
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Jack

Jack is an awful person who thinks he’s something so lovely when really he isn’t , he seems to think he’s above everyone else when really he’s kicking in between Kacey Perkins legs
Did you see Jack the other day” , “yes he stunk of fish “, “oh well must’ve been Kacey “
by Jake showering February 15, 2020
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Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers
Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.
by The real skip jack April 16, 2021
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Sparrow Jacked

When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.

Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.
"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"
by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009
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jack snap

(v) when a person snaps a picture of themselves from the eyebrows up
Jordan always jack snaps Caroline when he is sad.
by caruhoh September 17, 2018
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jack beale

Usually a small tanned with brown hair and brown eyes, with a smaller dick than most, but his amazing cumshot ability and great heart wins over any girl, on most occasions starting with M or P.
Jack Beale is so small but he is so very nice, and his cum was so perfect last night
by Christinelovesitupthearse August 6, 2015
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