Zoot Burger

When someone ejaculates in your soup.

Johny just made a Zoot Burger

by Imfeelingthebern February 3, 2017

Zoot

To zoot, or be zooted is to be passed out unintentionally or intentionally after a night out of drinking or taking various types of drugs.

Person 1: "You good bro?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, my stomach hurts. I'm about to zoot ."

Person 1: "Where's Grace?"
Person 2: "She got hella trashed, she's zooted in the other room."

by Hidden $ound July 24, 2017

zootable

A term used whilst smoking marijuana Used to describe how smokable the joint or weed is.

"Fam this rolled like shit. This isn't zootable cuz"

"This weed is perfect fam, deffo zootable"

by TomNUFC April 19, 2018

zootheism

A belief in animal gods

Dude, zootheism is so cool!

by Sirfrankenstein October 27, 2017

Zoomed

High as shit

Boy you were zoomed after you got that bong last night

by Heyguuuurrlll November 1, 2017

Zoomer

A person or object that moves at a very fast pace. A speedster.

We need someone who drives really fast, we need a zoomer.

by RGB berries November 3, 2017

zoone

when you have a booger dangling from your nose, it is a zoone. It is the residual stringy snot that remains after you have blown a snot rocket.

"Alexander, its about time you sucked that zoone up!"
"Mary use some scissors to cut that zoone."

by binyamsboogers January 10, 2018