You're Such a Dek! 

When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!'

Guy 1: You're Such a Dek!.... I mean,...
Guy 2: Ha Ha, you're Pakistani

You're Such a Dek! by Jack De October 18, 2008

You're the boss 

In a conversation between a superior and an inferior, when the inferior suggests something from the position of the superior, and the superior agrees, the response the superior gives to mark the agreement.

Michael: "30 percent is bullshit. 25 seems reasonable, I might borrow from you. We'll finish the paperwork now."
Moshe: "You're the boss."

You're the boss by btarunr August 13, 2011

You're biting my shit! 

to steal, or take credit for bite

Damn Craiggers, you're biting my shit!

You're biting my shit! by Nic March 16, 2004

You're Autistic 

A joke. This is what you say when someone is acting like a fucking dumbass. Some people use offensive humor. Get over it bitches.

Kelly: *Twerks like an Egg*
Helen: "Kelly, you're autistic."

You're Autistic by longschlong123 January 29, 2018

you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie 

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.

Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie by Lalalala! May 17, 2006

You're nothing but dust and ashes 

It's true, you're not God.

Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!

You're nothing but dust and ashes by Johnny Pseudonym January 25, 2005

You're Tall 

The lamest opening line imaginable, especially when used to greet a stripper in thigh-high leather boots with six-inch heels. Typically used by (1) men with no game whatsoever (2) closet homosexuals making an overt attempt to appear hetero and (3) asexual men who, like closet homosexuals, want to appear interested but are actually more interested in model trains than tits and ass. May also be used clueless men who do not realize that conversation is unnecessary and cash alone will cause her to shed clothing like a molting snake and dry hump you like there is no tomorrow.

At the tittie bar Scott approached Candy and greeted her with, 'You're Tall." She knew immediately that he was not interested in lap dances let alone a trip to the champagne room. Without saying anything she walked away seeking a profitable encounter with a man interested in more that conversation.

You're Tall by live le Capri November 17, 2010