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Air Work

"I'm gonna go on Pornhub and watch an Air Work video"
by alldayye June 29, 2019
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Work Evader

Someone who tries everything they can to get out of doing work. A person, when asked to so something they say there on there way to go help someone sand floors or some other non related task.
A lazy person that acts super busy when someone is looking at them.
Look at that lazy fuck, he's such a fucking work evader ! ! !
by Mystical creature October 9, 2019
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work-bump

When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.
(via text)

you: work-bump

buddy: aw! love you too bro.
by some-random-guy November 17, 2018
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working remotely

The act of taking a dump while being on one's smartphone doing either things pertaining to work or looking at sites to prolong your dump to get out of doing work.
Manager: "Time to start making phone calls!"
Worker: "I'll be working remotely...."
by bige42785 August 25, 2011
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cold work

something done that is not kool or is just fucked up.
"Yo when that nigga switched sides and jumped his man like that, that was cold work."
by Craig WiIliams May 13, 2005
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work ouflage

1. The act of looking like your working when you really are not.

2. Pretending to work.

3. Appearing to be performing your job at work in an effort to fool management.

4. A term used by some clothing companies to describe camoflaged clothing that can be worn to work.
Sally surfed the internet all day at work, but always kept another cover screen ready in case the boss came by. She could then flash the cover screen up to make it appear she was working.

The clothing company used the name work ouflage attached to their camoflaged clothing line to market items as work clothes.
by Sitka Boy July 21, 2011
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working joe

The synthetics from the horror game alien: isolation. They are called the working joe and become very hostile once they see you breaking any rules. They follow apollo which is an AI who makes decisions based on its owners which are seegson in the first part of the game but later gets bought by the weyland yutani corporation.
Seegson: you always know a working joe!

Amanda Ripley: whats going on with the working joe's?
Marshal Waits: I don't know.
by Theworkingjoe May 24, 2022
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