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Wonder Check

In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.

This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.

In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.

A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.
"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."
by Splorsh June 28, 2021
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wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.
That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!
by Hedley Lamarr 15 September 21, 2016
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Wonderous

"A walk on the beach would be wonderous !!"
by Baby Maddi✨💫 May 24, 2017
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wonder whip

Is a sandwhich composed of wonder bread and miracle whip only because your broke ass cant afford no damn lunch meat. Also a dance move created by modern hip hop trend following asains
"What are you eating it looks like a white collar version of ketchup on crackers" "its a wonder whip".
by MiguelFKNlito May 29, 2017
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Wonder butt

Here two men and six women are having an orgy. The women must all create a circle and the two men must insert there penis into them like russian roulette, the women who get the penis must guess which of the men did it.
Why wasn't you answering your phone?
Oh I was playing wonder butt with John and Carl.
by Bukaki boi February 23, 2017
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Stevie Wondering

The act of one swaying their head back and fourth whilst under the influence of MDMA.
I came around the corner and saw my friend rolling so hard he was stevie wondering.
by g.eekd September 25, 2019
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Wonder bread

That nigga aint a out that life he softer than wonder bread
by Baladik December 25, 2019
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