A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.
Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.
T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.
M: But I didn't do anything
Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.
T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.
M: But I didn't do anything
by LetMyThoughtsBeMine July 13, 2016
Get the Cheese Gratermug. by Adoring_Fan_No.2 March 6, 2010
Get the cheese for everyone!mug. He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}
by LaQuifa December 2, 2014
Get the twat cheesemug. White and smelly residue found around the head of a penis. Only happens when a male's penis is not circumcised. It's caused by bacteria build-up under the fore-skin.
Friend 1: Dude, what kinda cheese you got? im trying to make a sandwich
Friend 2: I only got dinky cheese...
Friend 1: ewww thats gross!
Friend 2: I know :(
Friend 2: I only got dinky cheese...
Friend 1: ewww thats gross!
Friend 2: I know :(
by ElPhenomeno01 July 24, 2011
Get the Dinky Cheesemug. When Cheese is raw, uncooked. Perfect for raw cheese sandwiches. Note: grilled cheese sandwiches do not count. Cooking said cheese negates the rawness.
by D Shift Squad May 27, 2018
Get the Raw Cheesemug. A force much like the Soviet Union exept it’s better in every way, there are multiple gangs within the boundaries of the walls of the cheese union. Some of these gangs are the HEHEHE gang, or the cheddar gang. Some gangs are bigger than others, an example could be the cheddar gang, which tourtures all normies that are in sight. The cheese union highly supports communism, and very much dislikes 🧢Italism. It is currently at war with the U.S.A, but is relying on Canada to give them maple syrup for fuel for their highly powerful mozzarella tanks. Almost all of the weapons designed by the cheese union are souly powered my different types of cheese. This however grants all weapons useless as the cheese is too amazing. All vegans will be forced to eat gallons upon gallons of cheese as this is the cheese unions one and only goal.
The cheese union plans to eliminate all vegans.
Person 1: *vegan*
Cheese union: *pew pew pew bang pow ratatata*
Person 1: *vegan*
Cheese union: *pew pew pew bang pow ratatata*
by SomeRandomDemon October 20, 2020
Get the cheese unionmug. When one pulls down the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to reveal an inordinate amount of smegma around the glans.
I was going to give Frank a blowie last night but I threw up on my mouth a little bit when I pulled his cock and did a cheese peel. Needless to say that did not go in my mouth. He settled for a frothy handy instead.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016
Get the Cheese Peelmug.