Witch

A word that is a more courteous way of saying “bitch”.

Appropriate to say in public places such as school without being chastised.

Girl #1: Did you hear what Sam said about Caroline?
Girl #2: Yeah what a witch!

by youngsavage01 December 10, 2017

Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 13, 2021

Witched

When a person (usually a female) attracts another person instantly, and the other individual is strung along like a spell was cast on them

Yo, last night Jeremy met this chick at the bar; he totally got witched. Like, this dude can't get enough of her.

by kiradec November 2, 2023

Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017

"Witch Thorn" Davinci

A whiny little bitch and a slave to the news

You're a "Witch Thorn" Davinci because you complain all the time

by Davyvinci September 5, 2025

sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.

"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."

by The sloop god April 12, 2017

the witching hour

Period from 03:00 (three o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three).

The witching hour.

by Çaçanny July 16, 2025