winter mexican

A Canadian

Person 1-whats your race?
Person 2-winter Mexican

by Boops-n-Bops July 2, 2017

Winter guard

A bunch of girls and guys(typically of the gay variety) that dance and spin with flags and do other LGBT things. Typically includes very tight-fitting spandex

Man look at all the spandex on Dom, he must be doing winter guard

by Reginald buffwanger October 25, 2018

Winterguard

for people that have absolutely nothing better to do. Usually take it completely seriously and consider it to be a sport... which it is not. see colorguard which is also not a sport.

I think that they should cut football and give funding to Winterguard. - losergirl

Yea, I can really picture everyone going to winterguard competitions..

by aladatrouble May 13, 2005

winternet

An alternative to the term, internet. Combining both the terms WEB and INTERNET into one.

I'm going to get online, and check my email on the winternet.

by Henry Aird February 6, 2005

winter teeth

adj. Two above and three below. Describes a person who is missing more than a few teeth.

Kev: "Check that out, she's got winter teeth, two above and three below"
Erin: "She's obviously never heard of a toothbrush..."

by Kevin Herr December 7, 2007

winterguard

This "sport" is an extension of colorgaurd. Though the "competitors" are dedicatated, they still manage to suck shit straight from the asshole of every cheerleader. Even the fat-ass one. The girls/fag-mo boys in this programme seem, at least to me, to be the cheerleader rejects. Usually homosexual (earning them the title FLAGGET) many of the baton twirling bags of anal dousch are either Morbidly obese or obscessed with such faggetry as pokemon/yougeeho (or however the fucking koreans spell it)or magic trading card games, or at least have SPED boyfriends who are. However they don't seem to notice that they are the laughing stock of the entire school. More People pay attention to Operation Social Change (yet another gaping, stinky cock garage in between the legs of society) than to the poorly performed dance routine of these ass tards. Where I'm from, the audience doesn't hesitate to launch projectiles from the top row of the bleachers at the skid-mark who has their toy wooden rifle smack them in the face as it twirls to the ground. Haha it makes me laugh just thinking about it. Back in Veitnam we used to juggle the bullet ridden skulls of Veit Cong infantry as Charlie's 84mm incindiary devices erupted in the trees above us. Try that!

~Haha that fat Winterguard fag just knocked herself out.
~Yeah i think she tried to catch the flag in her mouth.
~maybe if it tried to do that she might have caught it in her hands. Haha

by mahmoud ahmadinejad August 17, 2007

winter

A girl who can get anyone she wants! Shes so hot and sexy. Not a whore or slut though surprisingly. She has a great personality. Big ass, Big boobs, Big pussy. SHES A GODDESS IN BED!!🍑🍆 She likes to tease people with her body and shows a lot of skin. She keeps her relationships small and loves to have sex with her man! Shes really cute and pretty. SO HOT TOO OFC! If youre in a relationship with her.. fuck her all day all night everytime bc she moans so good like music to your ears. She squats on your dick and makes it feel so good and silky. She'll swallow all of your cum and shit. She'll lick your dick to your mouth. She'll ride you. Make sure you do doggy style with her. Let her take control. And ofc rub her g-spot and she'll do the favor back to you. She wears all types of lingerie. And those g-strings and v-strings. Those tits and ass OH!

if you have a girl like winter, keep her shes a charm!

by turniton December 26, 2019