Wilson

A bloody turd

Dude , I just pinched a Wilson , should I go to the doctor ?

by Mr hunky January 16, 2022

Jonathan Wilson-Hart

Absolute chadathan of a man
and is pinicle of all things alpha

That bare knuckle fighter is so Jonathan Wilson-Hart

by Not Jonathan Wilson-Hart August 9, 2021

Wilson

Respectful, sophisticated term you can give your penis.

(Formal version of "Willy")

The name Wilson ranks right up there with Johnson and Richard!

by ferdii6069 June 3, 2016

Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.

Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.

by ssoott May 10, 2023

Hot Wilson

When you’ve touched food that’s too hot and pull your hand away like Jim does from Wilson in Friday Night Dinner

Burnt my fucking fingers after picking up that bastard fishcake. Did a proper hot wilson

by Teed33 January 28, 2022

Sue Wilson stafford middle school

A place where our school officer got arrested because he liked little kids, hallways smell like ass and shit, bathrooms are disgusting and not clean, teachers are annoying asf and you will meet lots of fake people here!!

person: what school do you go to?
person 2: sue wilson stafford middle school
person: ew! that place smells worse then my grandpas ass.

by an 8th grader from stafford😝 December 28, 2023

Wilson

In the world of runescape, you may encounter a wild Wilson on world 354. A wild Wilson's weakness is good RNG, its main type of attack, is to go on a rant about efficiency, its special attack is to let out a high pitched wine screaming "Fuck This Game". Also has the ability to turn into a volleyball.

This Wilson should go suck a Dick. Oh wait, thats his main form of nutrients

by ZaneGreyy April 28, 2021