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Bite the Wax

To is to fall for the trick of false authenticity or implied character connection in a piece of media, usually and especially as it relates to queer relationships. The "Wax Apple" as it were is a hollow but appealing representation of a desire audiences have that may be encouraged by the media's author or showrunner, frequently hinted at, or built up to, only to never come to fruition.
Me and Jake used to love watching Teen Wolf together, but i dropped it after all the Sterek Queerbaiting. Jake is all too happy to Bite the Wax and hope they'll still end up together even after the Malia thing.
by TeddyUrsa August 12, 2025
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Wax Shit

I took my first dump in my new house and I had a clean wipe! Friends reply, a Wax Shit! That's awesome, it means good luck!
by Uncletoad May 21, 2024
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wax woman

A slut. Particularly one with huge fake tits and a huge fake badonkadonk.
by Waxwoman July 13, 2023
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New England hot wax

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.
Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.
by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023
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Parafinn Wax

when one takes intramural sports so seriously that they coat their hands in wax before their intramural sporting event to ensure that their hands are soft and smooth.
Tom couldn't go out with us tonight because he was parafinn waxing his hands and studying game film before sundays basketball game.
by Swaple November 22, 2011
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Wax

Australian Jail Slang term meaning someone you wax with, a partner in crime so to speak, a 5-8. If one of you has got a hustle going you'll always bring the other in. Two people who are in cahoots together
Dont play poker against those two, Amber & Adam always wax together
by Femenem April 16, 2023
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Wax Eye Cereal Killers

Written and painted by rock poster, Garbage Pail Kids/ Wacky Packages artist Joe Simko, this card set mixes iconic cereal box art with popular horror films
Wax Eye Cereal Killers 1st Series Trading Cards From A Sealed Unsearched Case
by Wendysfg May 26, 2023
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