Merch War

A war between friends who buy band merchandise from gigs.
The aim is to buy more funky t-shirts than the next guy.
You win only when your not seen in the same t-shirt for 3 months.

Tom: I tahdarlah merched out
Andy C: So did I
Tom: I got like 5 t-shirts
Timmeeeyy: Commence Merch War...

by justjessiethebodyventura March 9, 2009

War Machine

A marvel character who is extremely badass and sidekick to Iron man in fact I would say considered stronger

I am war machine *shower of bullets

by Johnny Delgado October 22, 2015

butt of war

The act of attaching two butt plugs to a length of rope on opposite ends before inserting them in the anuses of two participants who will than crawl in opposite directions until one participant looses their 'grip' on their butt plug.

common rules:

The butt plug girth to anus diameter ratio must be equivalent for each participant.

Lubricant must be used to prevent injury

short for butt plug tug of war

Rick and Charlene faced off in the ultimate butt of war competition to prove once and for all who had the strongest anus.

by rickncharlene January 1, 2012

War Boar

A really, I mean REALLY unattractive woman/mammal that looks like it survived WWII and found its way in the wild. Its features resemble the the body of the wild boar, the head is large, the legs relatively short, making this female hideous.

Jish - "Man, did you see that chick I wheeled last night?, I was soo tuned I dont remember"

Matt - "Man, I think I should hang up the skates and start coaching, she was a war boar"

by LaRose89 June 6, 2010

semiotic war

Conducting a war using a full range of signs and symbols -- but pointedly excluding violence or other unlawful or violent acts. A war of ideas in the age of internet and multimedia. Compare scamizdat.

The Internet's response to Scientology's attempt to rmgroup alt.religion.scientology included publishing their trade-secret "scriptures," graphically reviling them, putting billboards on trucks and buses, hosting radio talk-show segments, songwriting, projecting laser glyphs on walls, having aircraft pull pennants with slogans, picketing their headquarters, deconstructing their newsletters, creating cartoon lampoons and webpages, and, in other words, full semiotic war.

by Jeffrey Wright January 4, 2007

comment wars

Comment Wars are two or three people who are My Space Whores, the leave comments to each other, like having a conversation on AIM only a lot slower. These people are my space whores since they could go out and talk to people,but choose to stay in side and leave lame, meaningless comments.

Angie: How was the south? We missed you in D-Town. Emo in the new word for Eskimo.
(Five seconds later)
X-Topher: it was ok, what did you fuys do while i was gone.Oh i get it now, about the eskimos.
(and the comment wars just goes on for hours, sadly).

by tyler runge July 28, 2006

War freak

addiction to war and the attitude to declare war on other people; talking about war most of the time

George, you have watched over 50 documentaries about World War 2, i hope you don't become a War freak
Person 1: What is a war freak?
Person 2: It's addiction to war, sometimes, people who are right to be called war freaks, declare war on other people. Kinda like warmongering
Person 1: okay

by SFG270 December 27, 2017