Uncle Eddie

A young adult male who likes to smoke marijuana in mass quantities then proceeds to fuck someone's older sister, and then comes downstairs and proclaims himself "uncle eddie".

Younger Sister: Whatchya doin?!
Young Adult Male: I'm your new uncle eddie!

by Lil Ellen September 30, 2008

Uncle Jack

The most amazing dumpster diver/ garbage picker/ garbage sorter/ trash hoarder in the world. He dwells in he Big Blue Box in Thunder Bay. Uncle Jack enjoys spending time with his family (Jacob Hoggard, Dave Rosin, Chris Crippin, Tommy Mac) and taking long, romantic strolls through the landfill at sunset.

Uncle Jack, what are you looking for in the big blue box?

by Uncle Jack May 24, 2012

The Uncle Roger

When you dip your testicles in MSG and have someone suck it off.

I went to my girlfriend's house and she gave me The Uncle Roger.

by TheWolfManxl1 May 22, 2021

uncle Mark

A math professor who has the odd delusion that he has any chance of winning me at backgammon!!

I rock at backgammon, i cant believe UNCLE MARK thinks he can win!

by you can just call me master! January 11, 2012

Uncle Todd

a white man who will do anything to stay in good standing with "the black man" while in prison.

"Tommy had no choice but to become an Uncle Todd in prison, either that or he'd be passed around like a sex doll"

by KillerMongaloid November 1, 2009

uncle chuckles

when someone shits on your chest, and then a friend texts you about it!

wtf??? how did (insert name here) know to text me 'uncle chuckles'???

by just q September 15, 2011

Uncle Nasty

When you're bangin a 15 year old boy while looking at his picture on the back of a milk carton.

Dude last week I pulled the famous Uncle Nasty.

by Nackattack October 7, 2011