A phrase you tell you buddies after buying liquor. Wanting to take the night to a next level of drunkness. Doing a whole lot of shit that would be stupid to do while sober.
Joey: "Stef , you were right fucked tonight. You frigging stole his booze, his smokes, and his dog."
Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."
Stef: " I was drunk. What do you expect. we bought a 60oz of vodka."
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Get the kiss and tonic mug.A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.
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Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…
Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.
With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.
Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
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