Tpett

A tpett is an interesting creature. It likes three things sexually. Those three things are guys, men, and boys. Tpetts also have an arch nemesis named Zmill. Tpett vs Zmill is synonymous with Celtics vs Lakers, Buckeyes vs wolverines, and Batman vs Superman. Tpetts are decent at football and normally win the battle. However, Zmill talks his smack. Tpetts also love bbc.

Zmill: Tpett guard me and stop hiding in zone
Tpett: Zmill you like Mia Klause?
Zmill: Tpett u are retarded
Tpett: cookie Zmill?

by Jack Hacker November 16, 2020

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TPM

Thrusts Per Minute

His TPMs last night were over 100 and I came in 35 seconds.
Your TPMs are too low, mami likes it rough

by Ari8k11 March 6, 2021

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dirty tpj

The act of railing a new born whilst reciting the pledge of allegiance

You: what did u do toady
Them: I did a dirty tpj

by cjiblue December 2, 2022

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Lit Fam TPMS

Hey Lit TPMS Gamers. Did you know that TPMS is a nice place were a lot of people have lot's of (cough,) fun. Also it is the kingdom of KFC and not Popeyes because Popeyes is nasty, even though you are kind of respected if you like Popeyes, .....not really. The KFC god watches over the sanctuary of Middle School between the Peaks that are Twins. He protects everyone and every animal by stuffing their face with buckets of 20 piece chicken. The KFC god's delightful name is Armen The Great Popeyes Hater. So rest assured that the KFC god will always be watching over TPMS.

Epic Gamer: Hey dude let's go get some food
Non Epic Gamer: I don't know
Epic Gamer: Let's go to Lit Fam TPMS and get some KFC
Non Epic Gamer: But I like Popeyes
Epic Gamer: SHUT UP CHILD!
Epic Gamer:We're going to get some KFC from Lit Fam TPMS
Epic Gamer: Oh, btw kids, get KFC instead of Popeyes because Popeyes will make you want to stick your head in a toilet...........and that is totally normal.........for people who like Popeyes, Chow!

by TheKFCgod December 10, 2019

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