Tool Box 

A frat house

(First day of college)
Frat Brother: Welcome to the Tool Box

Tool Box by huevosrancheros March 13, 2010

Tool Stamp 

Remember that one time you were sitting in class and you see that girl in front of you with that tribal/floral/butterfly tattoo (appropriately labeled a "tramp stamp") across her lower back? Well what about that poor guy in front of you in History/Math/Science/Etc class with the black tribal tattoo centered on his upper back? Meet the "tool stamp." For those guys who want to match the dream tramp of their dreams... this is the new age Tarzan and Jane folks.

Wow, have you ever seen such a tool stamp? What a tool.

Tool Stamp by VPBubbles February 17, 2009

tool shed 

a gay bar

hey francesco lets go hang out at the tool shed, i brought my vaseline ;)

tool shed by cro magnum October 6, 2007

tool up a doobie 

construct a marijuana cigarette

I had the weed, I had the papers, I had the time, I had the inclination, so I decided to tool up a doobie.

tool up a doobie by Howard Corncob April 8, 2006

tool shed 

A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."

"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"

tool shed by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007

Tool Room 

The coolest Marines in a squadron.

They are too cool for their shops.

They are known for gang banging ordnance, seat shop, powerline, airframes, and avionics shops wives/girlfriends/sisters/mothers.

They are sexy motherf**kers.

All other shops cannont complete even the simplest task themselves without first begging tool room for the tools required.

"Hey where's your wife at man?"
"She's in tool room again playing with their tools."
Wow man, that's awesome. I wish my girlfriend would bang some tool room guys!"
"I'm sure she does."
"Sweet!"

Tool Room by ToolGuy June 4, 2009

tool rider 

Someone who is rides dick

Dude you're such a tool rider.

tool rider by Dan Higgins December 23, 2005