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I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.
When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
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Too far toni

Someone who takes a joke way too far, or a situation.
See how messy that guy was he took it too far toni.
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Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.
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Paying for it tonight

Paying for the dinner so you can get the ass
I’m paying for it tonight *winks*
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Elijah Samuel Tongco

Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.
OMG he is such an Elijah Samuel Tongco! SLayyy
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piss off tonight

now you can piss off tonight
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Alex Wagner Tonight

An American left-wing news and opinion television program hosted by Alex Wagner. It premiered on MSNBC on August 16, 2022,
On August 3, MSNBC announced that the program would be titled Alex Wagner Tonight.
Wagner stated that the show would aim to combine Maddow's "intellectual rigor and informative analysis"
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