When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.
dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.
by sparroww October 01, 2011
Also known in the verb form as "Dropping Bush" Pubic hairs that are littered on a urinal or toilet seat in a public bathroom. From the Latin: * ad stillabunt rubum
"Claudio left his bush droppings on the seat again"
"Alright, who keeps dropping bush all over the pisser?"
"Alright, who keeps dropping bush all over the pisser?"
by mxo April 30, 2013
Taking a shit while camping in the bush, sometimes without any toilet paper and a substitute is a leaf
by Pinger Pete February 27, 2016
by Ludus December 09, 2013
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by MishyTheFishy March 28, 2011
"I was in such a rush to finish pissing that I ended up with a Jebbed Bush, and it took 10 minutes to un Jeb my Bush
by BigHero69 February 22, 2015