Swedish

A subgroup of Femboys, often defined by straight, blonde hair and freckles.

(Also, definitely the bottom)

I'm Swedish! Sweden, what's that? No, I mean I like taking it up the ass!

by I'm Swedish, I Can Say It February 17, 2022

swedish bandolier

Tea bagging performed so aggressively your eyebrows are lost in the process.

"Hey Matt, did Terry lose a bet or what?"

"Nah man. His girl just digs the Swedish Bandolier"

by Ass Smasher September 3, 2022

Swedish Caviar Mix

The jizz of multiple Swedish guys, typically mixed inside the recipient a la Creampie.

Credit goes to KakashiFNGRL

Guy 1: Dude, we made such a nice swedish caviar mix last night!

Guy 2: Yea! We filled her up nicely.

by Hebbe October 1, 2018

Swedish Birthday Present

Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.

What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.

by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025

swedish actor

Movie actors from Sweden.
The only successful characters they play in international movies are:

Computer hackers.

Russians (when real russian actors find the movie script portrayal of russians too awful)

The (hot) sidekick girl.

- The russian dude in Armageddon was funny!
- He isnt even russian. He is a swedish actor.

by mr.nyman January 1, 2017

Swedish Relay

When a girl fucks 4 guys in a row at IKEA.

*dude did you guys see that blonde chick at IKEA?*
*we should have had a Swedish relay with her*

by Sven9493837712 May 24, 2015

Swedish torch

When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!

I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex

by Mojay187 July 20, 2024