Mistletoe, like the plant taken for holiday parties, that is taken in such highly concentrated amounts, instead of kissing under it, two people must have sex instead, at that instant.
"Oh, look! Some super-mistletoe!" said John.
"Haha, yea you're right," replied Jane.
And then they fucked.
"Haha, yea you're right," replied Jane.
And then they fucked.
by the true zovoel December 19, 2006
Damn, Frank drank the rest of that fifth of Jim Beam. By the end of the afternoon, he was super glued!
by Frank Klaune April 23, 2005
(Texts)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes
(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes
(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)
by HelloImmaPerson September 19, 2019
by wanksta1 January 31, 2009
Grant's mom won the Floyd county's super bush contest with a pubic area that measured approximately one square meter.
by BreakBeatDrums July 28, 2015
by K-Hard December 30, 2009
He only uses extra virgin olive oil, Virgin mobile, listens virgin radio, lives at West Virginia, rides virgin airline, has wii or wii u, plays Mario smash bro, a true definition of VIRGIN/Rc
by Vasika Mahul October 13, 2018