rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

rip m8

The art of attacking a player in a secretive/sneaky-like within a video game.

Ex: Player 1: *sneaks upon an enemy*

Enemy: *Opens inventory*

Player 1: *Sneak attacks the enemy with a katana killing the player*
Chat: Coolboy1919: LOL GOTEM

MrPenisNutter: lel Shrekktt

Mainmaid:Rip m8

Coolboy1919:Gf

Player 1: *sneaks upon an enemy*
Enemy: *Opens inventory*
Player 1: *Sneak attacks the enemy with a katana killing the player*
Chat: Coolboy1919: LOL GOTEM

MrPenisNutter: lel Shrekktt

Mainmaid:Rip m8

Coolboy1919:Gf

by Le Qutie March 22, 2017

Fat Rip

1) casual use to indicate taking an L

2) a really big fart

1 - "Bro I just failed the chem test"
"fat rip"

2- "Did you hear about how Johnny ate 18 adult meals from Taco Bell?"
"yeah I heard he completely shat out his intestines, fat rip"

by SirBunz November 4, 2021

Rip a Dick

When you and your friends all meet up and jack each other off while playing a horror game (amnesia, resident evil 7, etc.) and when somebody gets scared there's a chance he'll rip off his friend's dick.

"Yo bro want to Rip a Dick tonight?"

by Rip a Dick April 17, 2018

ripped mitten

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public

John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall

by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014

lucas rip

When you’re masturbating vigorously and you accidentally grab a handful of cubes and rip them off while goin back up the shaft

“ Hey I want to try something freaky tonight any ideas “ yeah try the Lucas rip

by KidLuvKake June 3, 2018

Ripping puss

Queef.
The equivalent of Ripping Ass.
A fart from the vagina.

Man, I queefed so much last night, I couldn't stop ripping puss

by Spobret March 28, 2021