"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"
"what the fuck"
by EverAfters June 13, 2022

When you subscribe to HAMBONE! on YouTube, your nipples get inflammatory and just get all wet and moist.
Person 1: Dude I just watched HAMBONE! 's new vid called cuisine analysis and my nipples got so moist I couldn't go to school the next day
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm
Person 2: I know right, that's what happened to me when I subscribed to Air Owen
Moist nipples: very firm
by MoistFriend69 January 26, 2017

Moist is the most popular slang term of the 21st century. Nowadays Moist is used with a positive connotation. Moist refers to everything positive, whether it be cool, awesome, or simply pretty good.
How you doing today?
I'm pretty moist today thank you.
Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.
Aww dude that's so moist.
I'm pretty moist today thank you.
Hey, how was the movie?
It was so moist that it just made me moist.
Aww dude that's so moist.
by Moist is the Thing March 21, 2018

1) Dude, Mason's high score is getting moistened over here!!!
2)Yeah, Sam's totally moist with his mom after that house party.
2)Yeah, Sam's totally moist with his mom after that house party.
by Mr. Starman April 2, 2017

I got very moist after it
by Sevensevie November 6, 2017

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
