Colin

Such a Colin...
Meaning small in the genital area, lacking in hair and generally only attractive to similar homosexuals.
Scared of orangutans due to their dominant manly nature.

That Colin took a right pounding by that hobo...

by Oranguman February 1, 2017

colin

an ugly fatass you hates everyone has a big cock and no one like him. he is annoying as fuck and looks like a broken down ford from 1972.

1. Have you seen colin?

2. Oh that fatass.

by Skbidifuck December 6, 2023

Colin

A caring guy who is always there. Somewhat emotionally unavailable, but most girls dream. Brown hair, blue eyes, and a big dick. Always satisfies.

I need Colin.

by Nilmoz February 21, 2023

colin c.

a self proclaimed 'big man', a very hot, sexy man 😍

a ; hey do u know 'colin c.?'
b ; oh yeah ..... him 😍 😍 😍
a ; yeah, him 😍 😍

by friskypissky May 6, 2022

Colin Wong

Half white, half Asian, all fat. Some call him Hockey Donkey, most just call him an ediot. A man by the name of Colin Wong is often found waddling over to Munchies to eat some munchie chunks, often disregarding his doctor's frequent warnings of obesity. His BMI currently stands at 59.4. May we all pray for him.

Damn, that Colin Wong is eating munchie chunks again

by SBA Anonymous November 22, 2021

Colin

This boy is everything you want and more. With his adorable smile and amazing brown hair, he gets all the girls attention. But even though he gets all of that attention he only pays attention to one person. His standards are pretty high. He is very caring and loving. He is always able to put a smile on your face. He’s not gay but loves to accessorize, he always has some sort of bracelet, anklet, or chain on. He has good styles but most of the time just wears a t-shirt over his hoodies. Colin is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet so if you find him be sure to keep him in your life.

I really wish Colin would just notice me.

Colin is so hot, I can’t

by Cgairapnonoal November 22, 2021

Colin Boon

If you look this up you're gay

Colin Boon is the greatest human to ever live. I heard he once killed a mouse in a science experiment, that eventually saved the world. But we all mourn the mouse.

by Ha ha jokes on you March 26, 2022