red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021
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Dusty Batman

A terrible excise for not doing something that you’ve been delaying for weeks.
I totally would have, but I have a dusty Batman. I needed to polish my Batman.
by GingyX3 May 31, 2022
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batman head

When a person that has their hair tied up in pigtails whom is simultaneously upside down and giving oral sex; the braids hanging in this way appear similar to Batman's ears - especially whence he is hanging upside down.
Bob: "Hey John, did you get batman head from that chick with pigtails from last night?"

John: "Why, yes - bob. When she hung her head upside down from the side of the bed so that I could more easily deepthroat her with my penis she looked just like Batman.
by Kushmode420 May 11, 2021
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The Batman and The Jokster

The Batman and The Jokster is an American TV series in which it follows the daily events of Batman and The Jokster. The show was created by content creator/show writer/song writer Onion Zest. Currently there are only 3 videos in the series, baman and the jokster: pilot, The Batman and The Jokster Episode 1 trailer, and bahman and jokster: episode 0.5 season 1. Currently there is no confirmed release date for episode 1 of the series but the episode 1 trailer stated that the first episode will be released sometime in 2022 or 2023.
Person 1: Did you see that new show called The Batman and The Jokster?

Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome, I can't wait for episode 1 to release!
by xXxfatboogie March 27, 2022
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Batman Begins

The only reason you might have accidentally stumbled onto this is cause you have been wasting time on the Internet and seeing this made you wonder what people back then really thought of the movie.
Anon (in 2006): Batman Begins was the best Batman movie ever.
Anon (in 2015): Batfleck was better than Batbale.
by no_user_name_required October 09, 2018
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Batmanism

The philosophy of Batman, based on principles such as justice, no-killing rule, anti-gun stances, reach your max. potential etc.
Tim Drake is clearly a strict follower of batmanism.
by Batmanist March 06, 2024
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While standing in the closet dress is your favorite superhero with a with a hole cut in the crotch watching two people have intercourse you masturbate vigorouslyinto each one of their shoes while maintaining a tight clench on your DC or marvel butt plug. At the end you jump out and say something like Shazam or gee Willis Batman and run away shamed by what you have done Allen crouch
Did you hear that somebody pulling in Allen crouch in a Batman costume the other day not in a pair of f****** doc martens the disgrace the funny thing is is that the butt plug fell out and it was a hello Kitty one not a DC One
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