Swamp Logging

Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.
We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.
by the real dansouthern March 25, 2011
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swamp twat

result of going commando all day in the sweltering heat without showering.
damn girl, i don't wanna hook up with him right now, i got swamp twat.
by lochness mon August 22, 2008
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swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.
Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey
by CJ February 07, 2005
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gators in the swamp

ugly chicks that looks like they belong in the swamp
Man look at those gators in the swamp.
by viperfan07 January 28, 2012
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swamp cougar

swamp cougar is an attractive female who devours any one in trousers once she is on tart fuel, she does not care and you can use your own name because she always wakes up with no memory of last night. She hunts alone as none of her friends stay around once she starts on the cider.
check out that swamp cougar she's handy she's randy she fucks in the street.
by maddingo September 23, 2010
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swamp bucket

Something gross and only getting grosser. Something so disgusting its like a dirty swamp.
That house is so out-dated, its a swamp bucket.

That family looks like they live in a swamp bucket.

There's no coming back from that swamp bucket, its horrible.
by catcatcatchacha February 01, 2014
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swamp lizard

Jenna is a swamp lizard.
by Xhdjsnsnd March 30, 2017
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