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Sebastian

Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3
Sebastian should leave the school
by shortstrawberries January 3, 2024
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dirty sebastian

when you edge the male for 4 hours, edging on blue balls, then let him come all over himself.
Person 1: God I hate cumming instantly
Person 2: Yeah me too. Dirty Sebastian?
Person 1: Awesome sauce all over my bodayyyy!!!
by dirtysebastian2 June 12, 2024
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Sebastian Rec

A man who has great voice when it comes to standing up for others and speeches. Although there have been hard times for him, he always finds ways to make it better. He loves all of his friends and cherishes them. And although he can be dimwitted at times, he does his best to make people laugh and try hard. He loves his family very much, even though he can be rude most times. He will do anything to make his friends and family happy
James: Bro Sebastian Rec kinda fire tho ngl

Evan: Ong let’s be friends with him
by sev2007 March 6, 2022
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Sebastian

Is a lovely guy, he is a great person to talk to and be around, his laugh will brighten up your day, he is a great friend and the best boyfriend, he will always be there for you no matter what, even if he is going through something himself, he is very hot and sexy and he is perfect in every single way, if you ever meet a Sebastian make sure to never let him go he will be the best thing that will happen to you.
Sebastian is a great guy!
by Unknown7101274 October 22, 2020
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sebastian

sebastian normally short for seb.his name isn’t the only short thing tho.he has a big ego.sebastian is unemployed but on weekends drives “heavy machinery
(no job)
girl : “what do you do for work?”
sebastian: “i’m a heavy machinery operator
(he doesn’t have a job”
by anonymous August 11, 2024
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John Sebastian

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."
John Sebastian should have been more popular.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023
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