by BallPeens September 5, 2025

The Pumpkin Empire is a special type of political party of the government where the higher ups inside of the pumpkin civilization rule over the lower ranked pumpkin servants. It is possible to rank higher up in the pumpkin empire and become a higher up if you are actively a good pumpkin and are loyal to the creator.
Person 1: "Yo bro how's it going in the Pumpkin Empire?" Person 2: "Great bro! I finally got promoted to Pumpkin Soldier!"
by Official Average Human May 25, 2025

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by Latch.K December 13, 2021

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them
by DD613 October 22, 2022

T-Bone: You hear the latest?
Me: About what?
T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
Me: About what?
T-Bone: Pumpkin Patina Palpatine is gonna make it legal to grab em by the ….!!!
by TheCav February 16, 2025
