A special type of nonce.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.
Jared: I was walking in the park today and I was confronted by a Bowyer nonce, I was petrified, tbf he looks like you.
Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*
Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....
Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*
Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*
Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....
Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*
by ExSkii May 8, 2018
Get the Bowyer noncemug. Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!
“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”
by Cacker Man April 1, 2023
Get the Nonce Nuggetsmug. by lmcdoonell4488 January 7, 2018
Get the noncemug. Normal person “That Gropey fella is a nonce. He’s a total handsy degenerate!”
Democrat: “but he’s less noncey than Trump! I’m still voting for him!”
Normal person: “Wtf dude!!”
Democrat: “but he’s less noncey than Trump! I’m still voting for him!”
Normal person: “Wtf dude!!”
by M-A-L-I May 4, 2020
Get the Noncemug. 
A seaming nonce is a right fat fucker, don’t trust them, they’ll steal all ur canteen money with one waffled
by Brendon.is.queen December 10, 2021
Get the seaming noncemug. a swaylay nonce is a racist adjective used in northen parts of london as slang for that triangle nonce bin shaped whore
person one:omds that person is such a swaylay nonce its unreal
person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
person two: no way did you say that in public thats racist
by ardarr lollar ardarr lollar February 17, 2020
Get the swaylay noncemug.