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Gooched

The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.

Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!

Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....

Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021
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Gargle Gooch

When your guy coochie makes gargling or bubbling noises
Guy 1: I've been holding in this fat shit all day that I have gargle gooch now.

Guy 2: The fuck is gargle gooch?!

Guy 1: It's when your guy cooch makes a gargling or bubbling noise
by ChubbyQween January 30, 2021
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gooch feeding

Bro i was at my girlfriends house a few days ago and she started gooch feeding out of no where!
by Potato.God June 28, 2023
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gooch egg

A turd.
by Durdentyler69 October 22, 2015
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Gooch

Nickname for goat cheese. GOat+CHeese=Gooch.
This gooch is so yummy, man I love gooch.
by yonkers16 August 12, 2024
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The Gooch

Snoop Dogg's pet cockroach. Yes he did name it that. Look it up
"have you seen The Gooch lately?"
"No, but I've heard he's the size of a dollar bill"
by Gretelismycat July 13, 2025
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Tonguing the gooch

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.
"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."
by WorriedParent32 March 15, 2025
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