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Cookie Cunts

How you would describe an angry pack of Girl Scouts who burned your house to the ground because you refused to buy their cookies.
Maybe I should of bought a couple of boxes from the cookie cunts because now I have nowhere to live.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
mugGet the Cookie Cuntsmug.

cookie lamp

When you put a cookie in or on a lamp for a person to find at a later time or date.
Russell: Where did the last cookie go?
Zac: I made a cookie lamp for the cleaning lady at the hotel.
by shibbytoast March 4, 2012
mugGet the cookie lampmug.

Wizard cookie

A cookie that dose magic and thats it but also hes gay
by Ieidudidud November 13, 2021
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Cookie taco

Similar to dingle berries, and a dead give away she wipes top to bottom.
Dont go down on her bro, she has that cookie taco.
by XxCdubzxX July 25, 2017
mugGet the Cookie tacomug.

Cookie Quiet

When an individual eats too many marijuana cookies and/or brownies and is so high they cannot speak.

Other symptoms included extreme anxiety, checking ones pulse/heart rate and imagining very unlikely health disorders.
Marvin was so stoned on weed cookies last night he was cookie quiet.
by DeanPhilip January 17, 2011
mugGet the Cookie Quietmug.

Tuff cookies

A slang word used by kids in 2018,that sounds childish
Girl I my hair messed up.., oh tuff cookies
by Thekidwhoknowall October 3, 2018
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dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.
Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018
mugGet the dumb cookiemug.

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