Breakfast Smoke

The cigarette you have when you're out the door in the morning.

Oh no can't be late for class! I guess I'll have a breakfast smoke on the walk there instead of cereal.

by tracato January 4, 2010

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Bat’s Breakfast

The Bat’s Breakfast is a masturbatory sex act performed by a man in which he hangs upside down like a bat, masturbates his penis until climax, and shoots the semen into his mouth.

Hey Hiroshi should we have an early lunch? I’m starving.

No thanks Trevor, I had a Bat’s Breakfast this morning. But you go ahead.

by Covid Commander April 18, 2020

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English Breakfast

Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.

I gave her an English Breakfast

by _D_A_D_D_Y_ April 19, 2018

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Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

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grimsby breakfast

When you go down on a local Grimsby girl

in the morning and can't get the taste of fish out of your mouth for a week

Do you want a Grimsby breakfast? No thanks, I just brushed my teeth.

by Faurplay2025 September 7, 2019

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Br-breakfast

While brunch is breakfast for lunch, and brinner is breakfast for dinner. Br-breakfast is when you pull an all nighter and you've stayed up so late that the brinner has now changed into br-breakfast.

Broski, I stayed up so late last night that I skipped brinner and had br-breakfast instead!

by johannestot July 30, 2011

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