Natural Breech

The rectal tunnel that can take on all sizes of cock during ass fucking with little or no hardship.

Typically referring to gay men.

Man: I shouldn't have went to that gay bar last night.

Friend: How's the natural breech holding up?

Man: It's not. Might need a butt plug for a while.

by FuckYoMomma September 1, 2014

doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.

Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.

by Urban Parker January 27, 2017

Nature coast technical high school

If your smart go here

Wow nature coast technical high school looks smart

Tom "Aye timmy whats your grades"

Timmy "all A's as usual wbu"

Tom "umm dont worry bout that"

by Sniper_boy6969 September 8, 2021

Hate of Nature

A phrase used to describe any harsh weather, such as heavy snow, torrential rain, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes etc.

Hows the weather today?

Oh its just the Hate of Nature out there man.

by Webenator June 14, 2016

Nature's Joystick

The penis - Best used when referencing masturbation.

1 - Dude, that guy must really love video games
2 - Nah, he was up all night playing with Nature's Joystick
1 - HA! Just like Quagmire when he discovered Internet porn.

by Spud Money August 28, 2013

natural ac

a slang for when the outside temperature is at or below ambient room temperature. Based on the idea that under these temperatures the outside feels as if it was being cooled by AC.

I can't wait for the natural ac to come on during the fall. It's hot today, I wish the natural ac was on.

by dogfire October 24, 2025